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Patricia King: Gift of Laughter or Curse of Blindness?

Patricia King laughs when she should weep.  She laughs hysterically while giving a supposed word of knowledge from God.  (Notice I said “supposed.”)

Can you name even one prophet in the Bible that did that?  Nah, me either.

This woman gets more and more perverse as time goes by.

Click here to watch the farce.

(HT:  Debra Jones-Grant)

Patricia King: Special Visitations for Women

Oh, my word.  Where do I start?

I wish Patricia King would study the Word of God and actually read it literally.  Truly I do.

In this video, Patricia King announces her new revelation – God is going to be paying special visits to women, and when He does, there will be the impregnation of vision and the fulfillment of vision in women’s lives.

Impregnation.  Every time I hear that word in relation to charismatic visions and revelation, I get that much more tired of it.

What King says in the following video is that she had a vision of women sitting and worshipping at the feet of God, and as they worshipped, they became impregnated with vision – then, within months, she claims, there will be a fulfillment of that which is shown.  She then urges her listeners to be prepared, because they are going to have a visitation from God.

It’s at this moment that I pause the video and think… Emmanuel – God with us.  We had a visitation from God 2,000 years ago, yet they (Patricia King and others) are still rejecting Him in exchange for signs and wonders, which only a spiritually adulterous generation seeks after.

It always comes back to that, doesn’t it?

Joshua Mills and Patricia King: Atmospheres

Anytime Patricia King and Joshua Mills get together and talk, you can be sure it will be completely unscriptural.  Such is the case with the video below.

In this video, Mills and King discuss how you should go around a spread your “atmosphere.”

Jesus never said to go ye therefore into the world and spread your atmosphere.  Really…he didn’t.  The gospel, yes.  Atmosphere, no!

Hear them in their own words below and then completely disregard anything they have to say.  I can’t believe people really listen to these two as if they ACTUALLY have some sort of Biblical credibility.  Crazy, man.

Patricia King: Take that Mountain!

Patricia, did you take my mountain?!?!

I think the Scripture-twisting award for 2011 should go to Patricia King.

King says God’s giving out mountains, so you need to go take one!  No, I’m not being facetious.  She really says that in the following video.

I want you to read this Scripture:

Luke 2:49:

49 And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father’s business?

Patricia King said that she was a nurse by trade, but afterwards went into full time ministry.  During study one night, God spoke this verse to her and she just knew God was calling her into business… Kingdom business, that is!

Now, let’s read this verse in context, and you can be sure I’m going to post the full passage and not cherry-pick verses and twist them.

Luke 2:40-51:

40 And the child grew, and waxed strong in spirit, filled with wisdom: and the grace of God was upon him. 41 Now his parents went to Jerusalem every year at the feast of the passover. 42 And when he was twelve years old, they went up to Jerusalem after the custom of the feast. 43 And when they had fulfilled the days, as they returned, the child Jesus tarried behind in Jerusalem; and Joseph and his mother knew not of it. 44 But they, supposing him to have been in the company, went a day’s journey; and they sought him among their kinsfolk and acquaintance. 45 And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him. 46 And it came to pass, that after three days they found him in the temple, sitting in the midst of the doctors, both hearing them, and asking them questions. 47 And all that heard him were astonished at his understanding and answers. 48 And when they saw him, they were amazed: and his mother said unto him, Son, why hast thou thus dealt with us? behold, thy father and I have sought thee sorrowing. 49 And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father’s business? 50 And they understood not the saying which he spake unto them. 51 And he went down with them, and came to Nazareth, and was subject unto them: but his mother kept all these sayings in her heart.

The first question we should ask is, what exactly is the Father’s business?  Could it be to fulfill the commission set out before Him by His Father in Heaven and to convey the message given to Him?  Yes?  Ooookay!  Wasn’t that easy?  Here’s what King says about that one verse…. just that one verse… not the whole passage.


“… but as I was in my devotion time, um, a number of years ago, the Lord spoke to me concerning a Scripture where it said Jesus was about His Father’s business, and I thought, ‘Well, that’s interesting!’ He didn’t say He was about His Father’s ministry, He said He was about His Father’s business.  And so I started to examine that and I realized because I lead a ministry, that I had to walk with my “Daddy” God, walk with the Holy Spirit on how to run the ministry, on how to initiate certain mandates, how to raise funds for it, how to see the different mandates we’re given become fruitful and multiply and that…and the Lord says, ‘You are about your Father’s business.’  And I, and I realized, and I thought, ‘Wow, this is Kingdom Business!”

How King goes from what the Scripture actually says to her interpretation can be achieved in only one way… you’ve got to snip a verse away from the contextual narrative, and apply ding-bat eisegesis to it.

Now, I have an assignment for you (but watch the video first).  I want you to read these verses, and using Patricia King’s mode of interpretation, apply it to these verses.  See what a mess it makes?

Matthew 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:  (Wow, God has called me to be a dentist!  Or, maybe an optometrist???  A Kingdom Optometrist!)

Matthew 9:16 No man putteth a piece of new cloth unto an old garment, for that which is put in to fill it up taketh from the garment, and the rent is made worse.  (Yaaaay!  God wants me to be a Kingdom Tailor!)

Matthew 9:17 Neither do men put new wine into old bottles: else the bottles break, and the wine runneth out, and the bottles perish: but they put new wine into new bottles, and both are preserved.  (Yee Haw!  I’m being called to be a Kingdom winemaker!  Or maybe a Kingdom drunk!  Oooooooh, that explains John Crowder!)

Matthew 9:26 And the fame hereof went abroad into all that land.  (Hot diggity!  I’m called to be famous.  All for the Kingdom, of course!  Or, maybe it means I should be a newspaper editor and spread other people’s fame throughout the land???  A KINGDOM EDITOR!)

Romans 11:18 Boast not against the branches. But if thou boast, thou bearest not the root, but the root thee.  (Well, how do ya like that?!  God’s calling me to be a lumber jack!)

Yeesh!  Here’s the video.

Have you Birthed Lately?

That prophetic bunch is always birthing something.

Remember Melissa Fisher?  C’mon!  You know her.  She’s the lady on Patricia King’s team that has a mortuary outreach!  I’m not kidding.  Click here.

Well, according to Fisher, if you fall into the doldrums and get the mullygrubs in your walk with the Lord – don’t want to read Scripture, don’t want to minister, don’t want to blah, blah, blah – it’s nothing to worry about…. you’re birthing!  Better yet, you’re birthing your next level!

I’ll admit, I don’t always feel like studying.  I love God’s Word and it’s a joy to study.  But, I’m ashamed to admit, sometimes I have to force myself to read and study faithfully.  All this time I thought it was my sinful flesh warring against my spirit.  Not so!  I was birthing my next level!  I have no idea what that means, but it must be true because Melissa Fisher said it.

I NEVER would have known.

So, when I get down in the dumps and don’t feel like praying, don’t feel like studying, don’t feel like… whatever …. I don’t need to worry, I just need to…birth?!?!

Okay, back common sense.  Notice Fisher didn’t give any Scripture reference for what she was teaching?  That’s because this didn’t come from the Bible, it came from the extra-biblical revelation that was dropped into her head.  It can’t be verified by Scripture because Scripture isn’t the source of it!

To be honest, birthing your next level is not just unscriptural, it’s downright ridiculous.

Gotta go… I’m hungry.  I’m gonna go birth up a midnight snack.

The Entrepreneur Anointing

Did you know there’s an entrepreneur anointing?  No?

Ya know, some of the things I feature here at this blog make it really, really hard to post without dissolving into puddles of sarcasm.  When you watch this video you’ll see why.

Patricia King says she has a witness in her spirit that God is releasing entrepreneur giftings!  She even emphasizes her claim by saying, “He is!”  I had no IDEA that was a gift!  That must be in the book of Matthew, chapter 29 (look it up).

Patricia’s spirit is telling her that there are going to be new businesses and new inventions for people because God is pouring out His spirit on them.  She says, “There’s a real lot of oil on it.”  The question now should be, what spirit is telling her these things.  Because I guarantee you the Holy Spirit of God isn’t the source of it.  God’s Spirit would never endorse the seven mountain dominionist mandate, which King is gradually eluding to in this video.  This is worldly.  Carnal.

It always comes back to that, doesn’t it?

I’m thinking of this:

James 4:4-10:

You adulteresses, do you not know that friendship with the world is hostility toward God? Therefore whoever wishes to be a friend of the world makes himself an enemy of God.  Or do you think that the Scripture speaks to no purpose: “He jealously desires the Spirit which He has made to dwell in us”?  But He gives a greater grace. Therefore it says, “GOD IS OPPOSED TO THE PROUD, BUT GIVES GRACE TO THE HUMBLE.”  Submit therefore to God. Resist the devil and he will flee from you.  Draw near to God and He will draw near to you. Cleanse your hands, you sinners; and purify your hearts, you double-minded.  Be miserable and mourn and weep; let your laughter be turned into mourning, and your joy to gloom.  Humble yourselves in the presence of the Lord, and He will exalt you.

Video dead ahead.

An Angel Named Swift

In the following video, Patricia King discusses Isaiah 40:31.  As she’s explaining what this verse means, she shares a tale about an angel named “Swift” who visited her years ago.  This angel didn’t appear as normal angels would, this angel supposedly presented itself in the form of a brown and gold eagle.  Then, she jumps back to what she was saying, and even takes time to explain what words such as weary and run mean.  I guess she just needed to throw that in there… it wouldn’t be a Patricia King video without the mention of angels.

It’s named Swift because it’s an eagle angel, and an eagle angel can’t be named Harv, Mort, or Bob.  Ya know?