Browsing through Twitter can sometimes be an eye-rolling experience. Did you know that it is entirely possible to say really dumb things in 140 characters or less? I took some screenshots to illustrate my point.
Honestly, this one was just way too easy! If I’m trying to avoid online, telephone, or social media solicitation scams, the LAST place I should go is BennyHinn.org. Crazy, man.
Access to what?!? God? Not so! The blood of Jesus Christ and faith in Him grants us access to the Father.
Well, Furtick didn’t really say in that tweet what gratitude would give us access to. Maybe he meant gratitude will give us access to Furtick himself! Pssh. Dumb.
I don’t know.
What does that even mean? Do angels need to be activated? Follow these thoughts through to their logical conclusions, please. It sounds like Paula White randomly thinks up christiany sounding statements in between her press junkets, speaking engagements, and photo shoots, and then she just throws them out there. The sad part? Undiscerning people swallow it.
Oh, and let’s not leave out this little gem:
Dream big. Anything our depraved hearts can concoct, go ahead and dream it – whether it’s God’s will or not. No humbling ourselves before the cross of Calvary, no repentance … just think of everything your lustful heart desires and God’s gonna give it to ya. Not so. Anyone wonder why it’s called the gospel of greed?