We have Rick Joyner, of Morning Star Church, to thank for bringing to our attention that there is a cell phone anointing. Well, okay, he really said it in 2008, but let’s not split hairs.
If you happen to be one of the truly blessed hypercharismatics who managed to get your hands on one of these uber-anointed cell phones, don’t waste any time. Get out the phone book and call everyone you know!!! While you’re at it, call all the state and federal prisons, they need a TOUCH! Don’t forget the mental institutions, those poor souls will be delivered INSTANTLY if you dial their number!
Wait… this gets better… call President Obama, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or even Vladimir Putin….oh, oh… you could even call up the United Nations… AND WALL STREET… Wall Street nothing… call the Occupy protestors, they really need a touch!
Yeah, this is the same Rick Joyner who supposedly restored Todd Bentley. Any wonder why I’m not impressed?
Gotta go… I’ve got a hyper-anointed phone bill stuck in my heating vent!