Monthly Archives: November 2011

The Cell Phone Anointing

Posted on November 30, 2011 by

We have Rick Joyner, of Morning Star Church, to thank for bringing to our attention that there is a cell phone anointing.  Well, okay, he really said it in 2008, but let’s not split hairs. If you happen to be … Continue reading →

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The Tongue-Clicking Cue

Posted on November 30, 2011 by

Remember Roy Fields?  He was the “praise leader” at the Lakeland Revival.  He’s the gentleman who went on and on and on and on for hours, pumping up and prepping the crowd before Bentley would take the stage to dazzle … Continue reading →

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Works-Based Righteousness

Posted on November 25, 2011 by

Listen to this sermon and leave a comment. You gotta love these works-based righteousness types.

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Middle School Punk Preachers

Posted on November 22, 2011 by

I think it’s time for Steven Furtick to go to the principle’s office.  He’s being snotty again! You know what I think of when I see Steven Furtick?  I think of a spoiled-brat middle schooler.  Remember his “haters” video?  Yeah.  … Continue reading →

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Have you Birthed Lately?

Posted on November 19, 2011 by

That prophetic bunch is always birthing something. Remember Melissa Fisher?  C’mon!  You know her.  She’s the lady on Patricia King’s team that has a mortuary outreach!  I’m not kidding.  Click here. Well, according to Fisher, if you fall into the doldrums … Continue reading →

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An Ode to Emma

Posted on November 18, 2011 by

Remember when Todd Bentley first introduced Emma to the world during the Lakeland Revival?  He caught a lot of grief for that, so he back pedalled and said, “There’s no female angel directing me!”  I’m not going to rehash all … Continue reading →

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The Entrepreneur Anointing

Posted on November 15, 2011 by

Did you know there’s an entrepreneur anointing?  No? Ya know, some of the things I feature here at this blog make it really, really hard to post without dissolving into puddles of sarcasm.  When you watch this video you’ll see why. … Continue reading →

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The Metal-Melting Anointing

Posted on November 12, 2011 by

Have you ever watched The X-Men?  The stories coming out of Bethel Church in Redding, California, resemble those types of stories more than they do the Scriptures. This article is from Bud Press. Smelly Metal of the Dissolved Kind Another … Continue reading →

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Her Church?

Posted on November 12, 2011 by

Take a minute to click on this link and visit the website of Her Church, a Lutheran Church in San Francisco, California.  Ebenezer/Her Church is a member of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA). I’m thinking the members of … Continue reading →

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An Angel Named Swift

Posted on November 3, 2011 by

In the following video, Patricia King discusses Isaiah 40:31.  As she’s explaining what this verse means, she shares a tale about an angel named ”Swift” who visited her years ago.  This angel didn’t appear as normal angels would, this angel supposedly presented … Continue reading →

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John MacArthur Voices Concerns

Posted on November 2, 2011 by

In this video, John MacArthur, pastor of Grace Community Church, and host of Grace to You broadcast, voices his concerns with the Young, Restless, and Reformed crowd.

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Todd Bentley: Seven Steps to Open Heaven

Posted on November 1, 2011 by

On October 21, 2011, Todd Bentley posted this “how to,” or “do it yourself,” article on how to open Heaven.  I won’t torment you with doing a shot-by-shot run down; I’ll give you an abbreviated version. Here’s how to open Heaven, … Continue reading →

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